{"product_id":"gnaughtygnome","title":"Cheeky Garden Gnome Statue in Resin, 5 in","description":"\u003cp\u003eGarden ornaments are mostly polite, which is why they vanish into the border after a fortnight and nobody looks at them again. This one is a 5 in (13 cm) resin gnome caught with his trousers down, and he does not vanish into anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCast resin, 5 in (13 cm) tall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMottled stone effect finish over the whole figure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeather resistant, so he works outdoors or on a shelf inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall enough to sit inside a planter or between two shrubs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0855\/2778\/9905\/files\/hm-37b15a60b896.jpg?v=1786961892\u0026amp;width=1000\" alt=\"Resin garden gnome with a stone effect finish standing in grass\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 5 in (13 cm) he is about the height of a coffee mug, which makes him a joke somebody finds rather than a statue you announce. Put him at path level, half hidden by planting, where a visitor spots him on the way past. On a plinth he just looks small.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWipe him down with a damp cloth at the start of the season. Resin holds up outdoors better than plaster and worse than stone, so bring him under cover for a hard frost and keep him off the strip where a mower throws grit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGood to know\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an adult joke standing in a flower bed. It lands well on a patio among people who chose it and less well beside a front door where the postman and your mother arrive at the same rate.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HollowMade","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58841214910812,"sku":"T10747","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1049\/3041\/0844\/files\/GnaughtyGnome.webp?v=1787832848","url":"https:\/\/shophollowmade.com\/products\/gnaughtygnome","provider":"HollowMade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}